Readers of this blog understand my obsession, er, fondness, with my Blackberry Bold.  What the Little Black Dress calls “my girlfriend.”

But as a somewhat identified crackberry, I am always on the lookout for new programs to play with.

One I have searched for with little success is a powerful mobile blogging tool that integrates with this WordPress blog.

Enter Screamingtoaster and their Wicked Blogg App for WordPress and Blackberrys.

And yes, they had me at Screamingtoaster – seriously, how could you not try something from a company with a name like that? And their tag – Engineered for Happiness – isn’t too bad either.

So, let’s go for a spin.

First off, this app is not free. It”s thirty bucks ($30) for a year subscription. All upgrades included during that period.  I don’t have a problem with that for two simple reasons.

1. There’s a 14-day fully-operational free trial period.

2. Their customer service is absurd. As in incredible. I e-mailed with a few questions and heard back from Izabel, chief  “customer awesomeness experience and yes we can” officer, within a short time.

And dear Izabel offered to answer my questions by e-mail, or would I prefer a phone call?

Huh?

I checked the definition of “customer service” in an online dictionary. Here’s what I came up with.

1. ha, ha, ha.

2. an archaic term of the early 20th century where companies actually listened (snicker, snicker) to their customers, valued (snicker, snicker) their customers and took every possible step to solve their issues (LMAO).

3. A term since replaced with the use of autorobots where companies compete to see how many “please press button X” they can make customers hit, multiplied by pi for duration of call minutes involved.

Anyway, so I set up a phone call with Izabel for the next day. Prior to the call, I get another e-mail. This time from the head honcho, president, developer himself – Nazmul. Who proceeds to go point-by-point through all my questions in great length, explaining the whys and wherefores of each of my issues.

Oh, and what they’re going to do about it.

So anyway, later that day I get on the phone with Izabel, who later puts Nazmul on teleconference, and we talk it up for about an hour.  And then they apologize for keeping me so long.

Yes, I understand they are a startup and need all the positive press/customer experiences they can get. But you know what, they delivered.

It’s very simply, try it. If you don’t like it after two weeks, you don’t have to buy it. I will. I think it’s that good, despite a couple of shortcomings, which I’ll get too.

I think the support documentation alone, which not only includes step-by-step instructions, but comes with a plethora of videos to boot, would impress anyone.

And yes, that’s Izabel’s voice. And yes, they give a pretty good argument on the whole free verses paid model, and also talk about what else you can get for your $30.

On with the show.

I’m not going to try and compete with the all the information they provide. It would take hours and way too many words. Plus I don’t really “do” video.

But some highlights:

1.  You can have as many blogs as you want.

2. Your license works with other Blackberrys and you don’t have to recreate anything because it’s all in the cloud (which I still don’t fully understand, but it’s up there).

3. Works on phone networks, 3G and wi-fi. Blackberry versions 4.6 and higher, WordPress version 2.7.1 or higher.

4. Has a nice little Twitter application, so you can just tweet away.

5. Spell checker

Posting:

You can view recent posts, edit old posts and write new ones. Writing a post is simple, click on “write a post.” You can assign tags and categories.

And here’s a cool thing. If you’re like me, you’ve got way too many tags. Their program has a “find” feature where you just type in the first few letters and every tag starting with those letters comes up. Same with categories.

You can also create new tags and new categories from the program, and it lets you post immediately or you can save it as a draft. Drafts are saved in the same place as posts.

But there’s more. You can also snap a pix with your BB, or attach one from your BB memory card and add that to your post as well.

Other fun things include the ability to delete posts, change to web view, and a pretty neat little filter. You can filter by tags or categories, or even author.

Comments:

You can pretty much do the same with comments.

You can see all comments, or filter them by author. You can also reply to comments, delete them, edit them or check them out in web view.

To-Do List:

I really like this feature. Basically, it’s what its name implies. Sitting somewhere and have a great idea for a blog but not enough time to write it out? You can create a “to-do” and put in some information.

You can also have the program geo-tag your location at the time you wrote the to-do.

Later on, you can delete the to-do, or edit it and even send it to your post editor. Essentially, write a blog from your to-do. Very, very useful.

Finally, there’s also a nice “who is near me” feature if you enable it (your choice). So you can find other “wicked” folks around you.

Conclusion:

I’m really liking this program.

Is is perfect? Not quite.

I have a couple of issues. For one, my whole geo-tag isn’t working. For some reason the program is not getting a lock on me. But Nazmul said he’s working on a fix for that. I’ll leave it at that. Apparently, I’m the only one with this problem so far, which is typical in my life right now.

A minor problem is you can’t bold or italic anything, but again they said they’re going to provide that. In the meantime, Nazmul showed me a little trick (and yes I know every computer programmer worth their salt knows this, but I’m not a programmer, so please lay off because there are others who don’t either).

Anyway, <strong>what you want in boldface</strong> and <em>what you want in italic</em>

My only other issue is with the “to-do.” Right now, a time-stamp is created when you create your “to-do.” If you later post that “to-do”, the time-stamp on your post shows up as the “to-do’s” original creation time, not when you actually posted it.

Again, they said they’d make options to change that in later versions. You can always get on a regular computer and change the time-stamp if you want.

So, you get a two-week free trial, incredible support documentation and awesome customer service.You have nothing to lose. Again, just take a quick look here for what all is offered.

And yeah, I’m going with this one.

Yes, these are how we are defined; what determines our destiny; what …

Okay, I’m blowing smoke.

The point of this post is in part about the Little Black Dress and my new toy – the Blackberry Bold. Yep, 3G, wifi, GPS, 2 mp camera (okay, not that great), updated version .267. I mean it slices, it dices, it’s a phone, the ultimate messaging device (text, video, e-mail, smoke signals), a video/audio player, an electric shaver – everything.

It’s my fourth BB, which the Little Black Dress now refers to as “my girlfriend.” I mean my girlfriend, not hers.

And it is funny when one of her friends calls and asks how I’m doing and the Little Black Dress says “he’s playing with his girlfriend.” And there’s this really long pause on the other end and then she explains and everyone laughs.

For a while.

Because at some point, the Little Black dress asks ever so sweetly: “are you still playing with your girlfriend?”

Which translated means “get off that thing now and talk to me or I will show you the true meaning of ‘crackberry.’”

My mother did not raise a fool.

So the girlfriend disappears.

But we do try and introduce the two. In fact, I offered her my old Blackberry. And before every woman rips me for not getting her a new one and why does she get a hand-me-down and what kind of husband would do that and …

It’s her first. And I thought it would be wise to “ease” her into the crackberry world and make sure she’s happy. Then I’ll get her whatever she wants.

I mean you wouldn’t give a new driver a Mercedes would you? And right about now the Little Black Dress is saying ‘why not’ and I’m not going to win this argument so why don’t we move along.

So I’m all excited about teaching her the finer things of Blackberrys. I mean seriously – the Little Black Dress with a Blackberry? How hot is that? If you don’t have one and a significant other, that last sentence won’t make sense. Others will get it.

So life will be good.

So I start showing her some simple things and she just looks at me and says “how do I make a call?”

Which translated means “I do love you and I’m willing to try out this crackberry thing for you, but if this becomes some complicated thing that makes calling my girlfriends a pain when I just gave up a perfectly good  phone then I will show you the true meaning of crackberry.”

So we covered the basic phone stuff. And I’m easing into the whole e-mail/calendar/browser/tasks/etc thing. Because it’s all about timing. And if I hit it wrong she gives me that look.

Which translated means “As I said, I am willing to try this, but if will be when I’m ready and I don’t have three kids yelling at me and I’m not trying to clean up the house for some prospective buyer and not trying to pack up for our move and if you push me on this thing I will show you the true meaning of crackberry.”

Hey, it’s baby steps. At least she knows the term ‘crackberry.’

So I uploaded her favorite songs to her Blackberry and got her some great earphones. And after showing her all this and how to work it, I pointed out that when she’s on her morning walk she could use her phone to listen to music or talk with her girlfriends – an all-in-one device.

And the Little Black Dress smiled at that.

My mother did not raise a fool.