The Ultimate How-To Golf Book

Sep 2, 2009 by winjaw

I’m not sure where this came from, but it is perfect for the golfer in your life.

I’ve never seen the actual book, but I do have the chapter titles. Nineteen total.

Chapter 1:  How to properly line up your fourth putt

Chapter 2:  How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee

Chapter 3:  How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker

Chapter 4.  How to get more distance off the shank

Chapter 5:  When to give the ranger the finger 

Chapter 6:  Using your shadow on the greens to maximize your earnings

Chapter 7:  Crying and how to handle it

Chapter 8:  Proper excuses for drinking beer before 10 a.m.

Chapter 9:  How to rationalize a six-hour round

Chapter 10:  How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water

Chapter 11:  Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th hole

Chapter 12:  How to let a foursome play through your twosome

Chapter 13:  How to relax when you’re hitting three off the tee

Chapter 14:  When to suggest major swing changes to  your opponent

Chapter 15:  God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt

Chapter 16:  When to regrip your ball retriever

Chapter 17:  Best way to kill the partner who says “that’s one” when your ball falls off the tee

Chapter 18:  The perfect time to say “you da man”

And finally, Chapter 19: What to do when your partner is your handicap