The Ultimate How-To Golf Book

Sep 2, 2009 by

I’m not sure where this came from, but it is perfect for the golfer in your life.

I’ve never seen the actual book, but I do have the chapter titles. Nineteen total.

Chapter 1:  How to properly line up your fourth putt

Chapter 2:  How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee

Chapter 3:  How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker

Chapter 4.  How to get more distance off the shank

Chapter 5:  When to give the ranger the finger 

Chapter 6:  Using your shadow on the greens to maximize your earnings

Chapter 7:  Crying and how to handle it

Chapter 8:  Proper excuses for drinking beer before 10 a.m.

Chapter 9:  How to rationalize a six-hour round

Chapter 10:  How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water

Chapter 11:  Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th hole

Chapter 12:  How to let a foursome play through your twosome

Chapter 13:  How to relax when you’re hitting three off the tee

Chapter 14:  When to suggest major swing changes to  your opponent

Chapter 15:  God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt

Chapter 16:  When to regrip your ball retriever

Chapter 17:  Best way to kill the partner who says “that’s one” when your ball falls off the tee

Chapter 18:  The perfect time to say “you da man”

And finally, Chapter 19: What to do when your partner is your handicap

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